Sunday, November 20, 2016

The Breathtakingly Beautiful Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet VHS Majestic Snow Adventure!!!

This Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet VHS tape decided to venture out into a snow-blanketed world one cold, sleepy winter morning.

It was amazed at the majestic beauty it found outside.  It was as if the elements had patiently awaited the emergence of this Bon Jovi VHS tape since 1986.

And so, mesmerized by the majesty of the snowy day, it plunged into a brave new experience of the world.

From atop this old stone foundation, the VHS tape felt as if it had finally climbed over the wall and escaped into a glorious new life.

Further into the snowy tundra it proceeded, entranced and enchanted by the vast, white landscape.

Luckily, it did not go for a swim.

But it did spend a few minutes on this guardrail, taking in hurriedly passing vehicles.

It climbed a large rock and gazed out at some enormous robotic things that it could not understand.

The tape felt most at home among the hibernating trees.

Eventually, exhausted by its epic journey, the Bon Jovi Slippery When Wet VHS tape took a breather on a nearby bench.

Finally, it decided to shoot some hoops before heading back indoors.

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